NBA Elite 11
by James on Jun.15, 2010, under Humor, Sports
My friends know that I have a limited side-hobby of writing letters to various media publications notifying them of their ineptitude. Usually in a light hearted and humorous, yet sincere and accurate fashion.
Part of this hobby has led me to visit the NBA Live message boards on EASports.com on an annual basis to petition them for my new ideas for next years game. While they have apparently renamed the franchise from Live to Elite (not one of my suggestions) I have been continuously thwarted. I therefore call in reinforcements from the Blogo/Webosphere in rallying support.
In order to make the game more representative of the NBA, there should be two button actions added to the game.
- One in order to flop onto the ground whenever you come into contact with another a player (usually while on defense). This may or may not grant you a call (whereupon home crowds could chant B.S.! Genius!)
- The other is obviously lacking, and this is the b!tch to referees button. In fact, a whole new statistical category that would rate a players effectiveness in this category (BIT being the suggested three letter acronym) could be added to the game! (Kobe Bryant and Tim Duncan would have 99 BIT). Pressing this button too often would get you a technical foul, less BIT, the higher the chances of a technical. (Rasheed Wallace would have 3 BIT).
Why won’t they take me seriously!? Without such features, staking claim as the most realistic basketball game is an empty accolade.
